Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Lat(t)ely




Starbucks, I need a word with you.


I love you, you know I do. But lately you've been letting me down.

You get my drink order wrong every single time.

How difficult is to get a grande, skinny, iced latte with an extra shot? I know I'm awkward but I don't think I'm that bad.

No, I don't want syrup in it. No, I don't want any milk other than skinny. Yes, I want an extra shot. Yes, I want an ICED latte, even in this cold weather. It's just how I roll. Today you had to make my drink three times before you got it right.

I'll never leave you though, don't worry. I just wish you could make more of an effort in this relationship sometimes.

Yours,

Helen xxx


2 comments:

P said...

it doesn't sound that complicated to me . . . and surely that's what they're there for, to make your coffee to order, the way YOU want it?

That being said, I know feck all about coffee!

Amy said...

I'm sorry, I just can't have sympathy - I almost bust a gut with excitement when I got a Starbucks over the weekend, because there isn't one anywhere within a 30 mile radius of my house now! They shut the two closest ones down months ago. I was getting serious mocha frappuccino withdrawals. At least you get one :-(