Wednesday, 6 January 2010


v., jolt·ed, jolt·ing, jolts.
  1. To move or dislodge with a sudden, hard blow; strike heavily or jarringly.
  2. To cause to move jerkily.
  3. To put into a specified condition by or as if by a blow.
  4. To make suddenly active or effective.
  5. To disturb suddenly and severely; stun.

Can I add a 6?

6. To experience a jarring to the brain, caused by seeing a picture of him. Side effects may include: reliving every happy memory you've ever had together in a split-second; realising that he knows more about you than anyone else and missing that closeness; inadvertently remembering what he looks like naked; wishing you could play in the snow with him because he's childish enough to appreciate it; remembering where you bought that t-shirt for him and numerous other mind-invading thoughts.

In other news, I done gone made a snow pig...



miss*H said...

Your snow pig is amazing!! So much better than a normal snowman :)

P said...

Oh god, I HATE that feeling. When I remember things like that, it just makes me feel more peed off.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Cochon de la neige!

smidge said...


and the snow pig is a great distraction...

Helen said...

The snow pig is one of my greatest achievements I think. I hope his little face hasn't melted by the time I get home from work.

P - I go through waves of not caring but then one photo or a memory can just trigger a spell of despair! :/