I have odd taste in men.
The proof? I bring to you a list of my current celebrity crushes...
1) John Barrowman
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What?! What the hell am I thinking? He is as gay as the day is long but I think he's sweet. Plus he has a dirty laugh. I'm a sucker for a dirty laugh (Alesha Dixon I'm looking at you). Alas, he's been with his (male) partner since 1991. I'm not holding out much hope.
2) Scott Mills
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Again, as gay as the day is long. A theme seems to be developing. He's got a perma tan and comedy veneers yet still I find him attractive. It's possibly because he enjoys a glass or ten of wine as much as I do.
3) David Mitchell
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I'm not sure if I fancy him more as David Mitchell or Mark Corrigan. I'd take either. C was full of 'Corriganisms' and I think that was one of the reasons I liked him so much. A bit neurotic, the product of a public school upbringing and full of quotes that I really should write down some day. "I'm thinking of going into town to buy a stylish weatherproof coat" was a particular highlight. Ironically, they did actually go to the same school, albeit a few years apart.
4) Dylan Moran
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Yum. Just yum. Irish, scruffy, hilarious and with a penchant for wine. I definitely would.
So, what have we learnt? I like mildly alcoholic, neurotic, gay men.
No surprise there then.