Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Crushing


I have odd taste in men.


The proof? I bring to you a list of my current celebrity crushes...


1) John Barrowman


What?! What the hell am I thinking? He is as gay as the day is long but I think he's sweet. Plus he has a dirty laugh. I'm a sucker for a dirty laugh (Alesha Dixon I'm looking at you). Alas, he's been with his (male) partner since 1991. I'm not holding out much hope.


2) Scott Mills


Again, as gay as the day is long. A theme seems to be developing. He's got a perma tan and comedy veneers yet still I find him attractive. It's possibly because he enjoys a glass or ten of wine as much as I do.


3) David Mitchell


I'm not sure if I fancy him more as David Mitchell or Mark Corrigan. I'd take either. C was full of 'Corriganisms' and I think that was one of the reasons I liked him so much. A bit neurotic, the product of a public school upbringing and full of quotes that I really should write down some day. "I'm thinking of going into town to buy a stylish weatherproof coat" was a particular highlight. Ironically, they did actually go to the same school, albeit a few years apart.


4) Dylan Moran


Yum. Just yum. Irish, scruffy, hilarious and with a penchant for wine. I definitely would.


So, what have we learnt? I like mildly alcoholic, neurotic, gay men.


No surprise there then.


5 comments:

pinkjellybaby said...

John Barrrow-wotsit...YES. The rest...um no.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Oh dear. Love declaration for John Barrowman AND a pop up ad when I came on your blog today.

Un...sub...scribe...

;)

nuttycow said...

Dylan Moran - I hear ya. The others? Er... no.

And yes, I got pop ups too. What's happened? Have you sold your soul?

Helen said...

No idea why there are pop ups! Stupid thing. Have tweaked and should be ok now I hope.

last year's girl said...

My mum gets you on the John Barrowman thing, she thinks it's "such a shame" (like she'd have had a chance otherwise ;P)