Yep, that there is a few of the reasons why I've a) not been here in weeks and b) gained approximately 12 gazillion stone (figures may not be accurate) in weight.
From Lanzarote to London to Easter at my house to Almost Famous in Manchester to lunch in the sun today with B. It's been boozy, foody and ruddy bloody marvellous.
I'm not quite back. Not yet. But I will be soon.