Thursday, 9 June 2011

What's in a sign?

Star signs. 


Love 'em or loathe 'em, everyone has an opinion on them.

Me? I'm a Scorpio. Obviously. Anyone who's ever spent more than about ten minutes in my company would be able to correctly identify my star sign, I have no doubt. I'm probably the truest of true Scorpios and, whilst in some ways I'm pretty happy about that, in other ways I really wish I wasn't.

So, my strengths are supposed to be that I'm loyal, passionate, resourceful, observant, determined and dynamic. Oh, and absolutely CRACKING in bed, apparently.

And my weaknesses? I'm apparently jealous, obsessive, suspicious and possessive.

Oh, and i quote... "They are all about intensity and contradictions". HOLLA!

Basically then, a SODDING NIGHTMARE. Fun though. Always fun.


Famous Scorps include:

Henry Winkler (The Fonz. THE. FONZ)
Pablo Picasso
Sylvia Plath
Kurt Vonnegut
Marie Antoinette
David Schwimmer
P. Diddy (HELLS YES)

God, I love being a Scorpio. So, with that in mind, I'm going to get myself a little Scorpio tattoo. You've got to be true to your roots, haven't you? SCORP4LYFE. Now, who wants to buy me the Wildfox Scorpio t-shirt? Hmm?


Are you true to your star sign? Or a total anomaly?


10 comments:

Smidge said...

Aye i am a fricking Gemini

- on the one side confident (I can run a public meeting with my eyes shut), outgoing, a little mad and never stopping talking.

- on the other, introverted, shy, quiet and rather scared. I also get bored very easily. Maybe one reason why I used to cheat so much?

Anyways, I love being a contradiction in one body, but most people who meet me never get me until i tell them I am a Gemini and then they go... ohhhhh!

P.s Did you know Johnny Depp was a gemini?

Sarah Rooftops said...

We Sagittarians are supposed to hide our emotions behind a sarcastic sense of humour. Pff! As if I'd ever use a cutting simile.

konni said...

SCORP4LYFE! I love that P Dizzle is a Scorpizzle, fo shizzle. I'm the quintessential Scorpio: awesome in so many ways but difficult! Heh. The tattoo sounds awesome!

Helen said...

I'm on the cusp between Gemini and Taurus but my mum's always said I'm a definite Gemini thanks to my slip personality. (Cheers, mum!) xoxo

half the world away.

Alex said...

I think I'm quite a typical Aries in quite a lot of ways - independent, often quite fiery tempered, impatient, honest. But overall I'm not so sure. I don't seem to have that adventurous spirit and energy that seems to be characteristic of the star sign - I'm more on the quiet, organised and thoughtful side of things.

I'm never quite so sure about the accuracy of it though. Two of my best friends are also Aries and although we have lots of interests in common, our personalities wouldn't necessarily be described as similar.

pinkjellybaby said...

FACT

P said...

I'm a Libra. I think this means i am meant to be well balanced. I'm clearly not.

I once read a website which described me in a scarily accurate way once. I really need to find that again.

Cat said...

I'm Pisces - apparently highly sensitive, empathetic, creative and emotional. I'd say I'm all of those things, but so are a lot of other people.

StephanieDJL said...

oo love the idea of getting a horoscope tattoo! I'm true to my star sign too & am a typical Virgo! Along with Pink (who shares my birthday) & Beyonce ;)

daniela said...

Scorpiooo woot! no woot to being labled jealous and possesive lol