Thursday 9 June 2011

What's in a sign?

Star signs. 

Love 'em or loathe 'em, everyone has an opinion on them.

Me? I'm a Scorpio. Obviously. Anyone who's ever spent more than about ten minutes in my company would be able to correctly identify my star sign, I have no doubt. I'm probably the truest of true Scorpios and, whilst in some ways I'm pretty happy about that, in other ways I really wish I wasn't.

So, my strengths are supposed to be that I'm loyal, passionate, resourceful, observant, determined and dynamic. Oh, and absolutely CRACKING in bed, apparently.

And my weaknesses? I'm apparently jealous, obsessive, suspicious and possessive.

Oh, and i quote... "They are all about intensity and contradictions". HOLLA!

Basically then, a SODDING NIGHTMARE. Fun though. Always fun.

Famous Scorps include:

Henry Winkler (The Fonz. THE. FONZ)
Pablo Picasso
Sylvia Plath
Kurt Vonnegut
Marie Antoinette
David Schwimmer
P. Diddy (HELLS YES)

God, I love being a Scorpio. So, with that in mind, I'm going to get myself a little Scorpio tattoo. You've got to be true to your roots, haven't you? SCORP4LYFE. Now, who wants to buy me the Wildfox Scorpio t-shirt? Hmm?

Are you true to your star sign? Or a total anomaly?