Witchetty gwub
Ho ho ho.I've been wrapping presents. Sadly, my wrapping skillz this year are not quite as good as previous years' offerings. A lack of imagination caused by working for a living, a permanent cold and pathetic tiredness (12 working days in and I'm a wreck. Someone punch me) are all to blame. The presents above were a product of my finest present wrapping hour in 2006. Presents for my gay friends complete with C-Thatch and Craig from Big Brother 6 tags. I crack myself up sometimes, I really do.
So far today I have:
a) Dropped a fish pie in Sainsburys. A luxury fish pie, no less. It splattered and I ran.
b) Slipped on black ice. I'm not even racist and that's the treatment I get.
c) Seriously injured my jaw whilst chewing a mince pie with brandy cream. It was so tasty I don't even care.
d) Snapped the underwire in my bra whilst 'adjusting' the ladies. Cue an afternoon of severe discomfort.
I think I'll go and sit somewhere soft, safe and warm to prevent further injury.
I shall leave you with Craig's best bits. Enjoy him in all his ludicrous, dubious glory...
All together now.... "I refuse to diminish my character!"
